Mt. Washington TRIP REPORT

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Winter School
2005: Mount Washington (Via Lion-Head Winter Route)

January 29, 2005
 
Trip Participants: Bilal
Zia (Fearless Leader), Christiaan Adams (Fearless Leader), Dan Walker (Fearless Leader), Tomas Izo, Lidiya
V, Polina Anikeeva, Kevin Neville, Sam Holster, William Hawkins
 
TRIP REPORT (by
Bilal Zia)
 
“…this is going to be a long
f***ing drive,” I thought to myself as we started north on 93 Friday afternoon
(Jan 28). The road was packed with cars and it seemed everyone took off early
from work in Boston (so what else is new!). Kevin and Tomas were riding with me,
and after a 4 hour journey, albeit we weren’t in a real rush, we stopped at IME
in North Conway; the other groups started later than us and were going to meet
us for dinner in the city. After talking Kevin out of buying a 10 year old
Scarpa Inverno boot from the consignment store which I thought was way
over-priced, we walked across the street to EMS where he bought the same boot,
only brand-new, for a mere $15 more!
 
Soon Sam, Dan, and William
joined us at EMS, while Christiaan along with Lidiya and Polly were still stuck
in traffic and soon decided to have dinner in Manchester instead. After eating a
hearty dinner ourselves at Elvio’s (yeah the North Conway one is MUCH better
than the one in Lincoln) and a brief run-around Rt.16 as we searched desperately
for the Intervale turn-off, we got to the cabin. While I was having trouble
tuning to any radio channel in North Conway, Sam and his car-mates were treating
themselves to quality red-neck talk radio (96.3 FM I think)… did you know that
you can now for a limited time only buy a specially packaged vampire (?) CD for
a mere $34. Yeah its expensive, but according to red-neck Johnny, “that’s ‘cuz
we don’t make many of ’em”… Go figure.
 
It didn’t take long for the last
group to join us at Intervale… Some immediately went to bed, while others
thought of inventive ways to insulate their hydration system (yours truly… see
the trip pics for visual evidence of my cool invention.. and it works!), and
others still thought it would be kinda cool to sharpen crampons inside the
cabin… at mid-night! (hint: long-hair…long-beard… pokes electrodes into rats for
a living…)
 
Alarms went off at 4:30 Saturday
morning, though many of us were already up, apparently too excited to sleep. We
quickly packed up, piled into cars, and drove to the nearby Dunkin Donuts, a
perennial MTIOC pre-trip breakfast stop. It was dark inside and the doors were
locked at 5:15 AM, so we waited till 5:30, when the shop was due to open… After
a brief encounter with an enraged DD employee who burst out of the store and
insisted that we park parallel instead of perpendicular to the curb because we
were in some incomprehensible sense blocking traffic… at 5:30AM… when there were
only 3 cars in the lot that holds 50… we finally got to have our breakfast and
fill up hot water in our bottles.
 
Little did we know that we were
about to be treated to 30 minutes of quality celebrity-approved video
commercials for… get this… Yoga Booty Ballet, the latest rage in
Hollywood… We wondered in awe how come no one had ever thought of this ingenious
plan before.. Combining yoga and dance with your rear-end.. it just has to work!
It is especially useful for those “hard-to-reach” areas around your thighs and
butt. And for a very special introductory price, you can get a special
hand-crafted “squishy ball” that..umm..errr.. makes you thin. Call their
toll-free number and your greeting is “thanks for making a booty call”… just
pure genius! So after very brief consultation, we decided to forego MITOC’s
plans to acquire avalanche beacons, and instead invest in squishy balls for all
MITOC members.
 
After a highly entertaining and
motivational breakfast, we finally reached Pinkham Notch at 6:15ish and quickly
packed up and headed up the Tuckerman Ravine trail. The summit forecast for the
day was a high of 10 degrees (F), winds 35-55 mph, gusting to 70mh, with bright
sunshine … for Washington, a great day! No wonder there were a gazillion cars
parked in the lot and several groups starting out alongside us at the
trail-head.
 
The trail was fairly packed down
so we set a reasonable pace, and soon stopped at the Sherburne turnoff for some
arrest practice. After practicing for a bit, we set off on trail again. Lidiya
started having trouble with her mouse-boots (they were slipping a lot on the
snow) so we all decided to stop and put on crampons. Soon we were at the
fire-road turnoff and the steep Lion’s Head winter route. Here we whipped out
the ice-axes and methodically made our way up the steep slopes… The trail was
fairly icy because of lack of snow, so a fall could potentially have been fatal
(hard to arrest on ice!).. so we deliberately slowed the pace down a bit and
made sure our crampons were planted firmly in the ice before shifting weight
onto them. As the trees vanished, the wind picked up and started whipping us
around a bit. We scrambled up to Lion’s head where there was some shelter in the
rocks and we stopped for a few snacks. Here, I relieved Lidiya of her thermarest
and strapped it loosely on my pack (loosely because there were no spare buckles
left!). Soon I realized how the wind can really play around with you. With a
large exposed surface area on the mat, the wind jostled me around a few times,
which was kinda cool.. If I were to guess, the gusts were no more than 50mph,
though, so we were quite fortunate to have such great weather.
 
The views from above-treeline
were tremendous.. we could see for miles and miles all around and the panorama
was breath-taking. Dan and I stopped for a bit and observed what seemed like
three climbers trying to ascend the Tucks head-wall. People have to be utterly
insane to try and ski down that near-vertical rise! After Lion’s Head, the pace
slowed down a bit more, and Dan, William, and I (all three of us were working
sweep while Christiaan led up-front) entertained ourselves with thoughts of a
one-day winter presi-traverse. We tried to identify Eisenhower for a bit and
later realized (at a higher-elevation, though) that what we thought was
Eisenhower was actually some peak beyond Crawford Notch…
 
Although the weather was really
nice, the trail conditions were not ideal.. it was icy, and very rocky (no snow
so rocks still exposed). Try scrambling up rocks in crampons… Not the easiest or
most pleasant thing in the world… Soon, the summit moon-station came into-view
and at 1pm, we all stood at the summit cone for the traditional summit photo.

 
Now here’s when things got
interesting… The temperature was roughly 10 degrees (F), and winds were not
gusting that much (maybe 40 mph), so I decided to take off my shirt for a
once-in-a-lifetime naked winter summit photo. Of course, I thought, others would
think I was insane. Little did I know that my actions would trigger everyone in
the group to do exactly the same!! First Tomas and I stripped for pics, and
fumbled with our shirts to put them back on… then after we came down to a
sheltered cove in the building, Dan decided he wanted to strip and run up to the
summit for a photo. William, Kevin, Sam, and Chris soon followed. Not to be left
behind, the girls also stripped to their base layers (beyond which would
constitute moderately soft-core porn) for summit pics. After bundling back up,
and having some hot cocoa provided by Christiaan, we debated over how long it
would take for our nipples to catch frost-bite… highly intellectual discussion!
 The guys decided that it didn’t really matter as they’re useless anyway… the
girls understandably had a different opinion!
 
Onto the descent! All the while
we were climbing up the icy-slopes, I was thinking to myself what a bitch it was
going to be coming down on these highly exposed, rocky and icy slopes. But after
executing a few yoga booty ballet moves at the summit, we were all so energized
(and excited that we could all reach the hard-to-reach portions on our thighs)
we all made it down alright. For the last part of Lion’s Head below treeline, we
took off the crampons and glissaded down to the Tuckerman Ravine trail. Here,
William had the bright idea of glissading on one of the avalanche shovels we
were carrying. After insisting on trying out the shovel-slide on the Sherburne
trail, he proceeded to land on a rock at the bottom of the trail.. he was
alright though as his strong “booty” cushioned his fall… those moves we made at
the summit were already showing results! Kevin also decided to give it a shot,
and sure enough, ended up on the same frikkin rock as William! The rest of us
were content boot-skiing all the way down to Pinkham.
 
We got to the lodge before
sun-down (perhaps around 4pm or so) changed out of smelly/sweaty clothes, and
headed over to North Conway for dinner. I knew this really good Italian pizza
place (no not Evlio’s!) from the last time I climbed Washington last February
and they didn’t disappoint. All of us went through half-a-large pizza per person
along with onion rings and drinks. After the food was all gone, I had the bright
idea of heading over to Camelot and sitting in the sauna for an hour to really
relax those muscles.. The idea struck a cord with Christiaan and two cars then
headed to Camelot, while Sam, William, and Dan decided to head back to Boston
instead.
 
We got to Camelot a little after
9 only to find the place completely crowded by other WS trips. Thankfully the
sauna was empty, so Kevin and I proceeded to light it up. Greg warned us that it
would take 2 hours for it to get hot, but we went anyway. Within 45 minutes, we
had the place cooking at 135 degrees (F) and were psyched. Christiaan, Tomas,
Polly, and Lidiya soon joined and we all sat there for a bit. After it got
really hot, and the conversation took a rather raunchy tone, we decided to cool
off and run outside to make snow-angels. We unequivocally decided not to
compromise our yoga booty ballet workouts in the snow as the cold wet snow would
lessen the amazing fat-burning effects of the workout.. instead we stuck with
snow-angels. There’s just something about snow piling up your exposed self that
makes this exercise really entertaining…the trick is that once you get past the
immediate cold-shock, it actually kinda feels good! I managed to make 5-6 while
others didn’t last as long. We scrambled back into the sauna only to run out
again after 15 mins for another snow-angel session. This time when we got back,
Lidiya stuck herself to the sauna ceiling and refused to sit back down and
insisted that it was warmer up there.. it was quite funny actually… After
realizing that I had indeed fallen asleep for 5 minutes, I decided to call it a
night and head back.  The others too decided the same so we ran back to the main
cabin and immediately fell asleep.
 
This was a great group of hikers
and all of us had a great time! Now about that one-day winter presi-traverse…
hmmmm…

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